an unconventional love letter

Your aroma is like the sweet smell of chicken in a Chipotle Burrito

Your voice is like the beautiful sound of my partner in Call of Duty

Your skin is as smooth as the white Xbox controller

And your personality reminds me of weed, fun to be with, but only mildly addicting.

 

- Kevin, boyfriend of four years to my roommate … or a four year old?

 

Sometimes I wish all men were as bright as Alec Greven, 9 year old author of “How to Talk to Girls.” He even knows you should “Comb your hair and never wear sweats” … can he do a book tour? 

love, eloise

Comments

[Molly Kay]

If someone wrote me a love letter like that, I'd be head over heels over feet ;)